Saturday, April 3, 2010
Friends, what is this holiday really all about? Is it about the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ? Well, some say it is. Others say that it is all about kids eating bad milk chocolate until they run around in circles, screaming and eventually throw up on themselves. Either way, someone is going to suffer here. Is it like groundhog day for Jesus? Does he come back every year and realize what a bunch of violent, self serving fucks we are, and then goes back in the cave until next year, when things might be better? Seriously. People. Come on.